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Dharkano sy b

Darakhton Se Bhi Utna Pyar Karo
Jitna Dararkhton K Pechay Ja K Karte Ho

SarDaR Joke

• Sardar : Afeem hai ji tere kol?
  Main kissey nu deni aa 

  2nd Sardar:
  Kamaal di gall aa saleyaa
  Loki afeem kha k kissey di lende ne
  Te tu kissey nu deni aa?

ALtaf g (HAs V _Laya KaRo)

(Dehshat)

1 kisan ne apny khait mei putla lagny ki bjaye Altaf Bhai
ki photo laga di
.
.
kawwey
pichly saal jo gandam
le gye thy wo b wapis la k rakh gaye.

We are handsomee :P

• Larki dosri larki se!
  Yaar ye hands0me larkay kaisay hotay hain? 

  Larki:
  Pata nahi behan mein to khud kabhi Lahore nahi gai 

  (GEO shahzado)

  • Larki dosri larki se!
    Yaar ye hands0me larkay kaisay hotay hain? 

    Larki:
    Pata nahi behan mein to khud kabhi Lahore nahi gai 

    (GEO shahzado)

Phir nae kehna btaya nae

• Packing Start Kardoo,
  Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
  Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
  Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
  Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

Funny Police joke (MaZay Lo)

1st frnd:
yaar aaj mn nay P.C hotel mn srf 50 ropay mn khana khaya

2nd frnd:
naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend:
yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay
police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jaan churwai

Badtmeez larka or larki (Punjabi Totay)

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda ‘kade bullet chalaya?’
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-”kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne

Un ko pany

Un Ko Pany Ki Hasrat Main Hi Na Mr Jana *AWAN*
Biyan Kr Dy Kisi Roz To Hal E Dil Apna..

Moot sy darny waly

Moot Sy Drny Waly Mohbit Nahe Krty  *AWAN*
Jo Mit Jayn Kisi K Pyar Main Wohi Âshiq Khlaty Hn..